Sunday, January 27, 2013

February is Neurotypical Awareness Month

In honor of Neurotypical Awareness Month we have been sending out pictures of typical people along with the pictures we send out regularly of ourselves to help typical people who require facial ques to feel empathy. It is very important that we raise awareness about typical people. We must regularly send out pictures because typical people have poor visual memory and will forget so send out lot of picture tell really sad stories and hit people up for money in the name of the most typical person you can find. We have lots of exiting events planed so be sure and check back regularly. Please post plenty of words of encouragement and tell everyone how great we are for caring about NT's.

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Study Shows Neurotypicals Are Very Poor Judges When it Comes to the Productivity of others.

We asked 20 imaginary neurotypicals, which we keep in cages for safety reasons, to estimate various peoples values in society. First we showed them a picture of Bob Wright and told them that he had been president of GE financial and that he Co-founded Autism Speaks. (No this is not rude at all it is perfectly OK to call it like you see it when it come to high functioning and low functioning, it's not like they are people or something don't be silly.) neurotypicals failed to correctly judge that Bob Wright was low functioning working to absorb money without producing any useful products or research. We are working hard to cure Bob Wright we are giving him worms, pot and every drug J&J owns the patent on to treat his typical rage. He dose a lot of damage right now so we are trying to teach him to drag around his behind on the carpet so his streaks will be limited to the floor. Bob Wright like many other NT's actually seems to base a person's value on the amount of money they made or how much they consumed. NT's often become upset when they see homeless people because homeless people do not consume enough resources. Remember neurotypicals kill so give us money to stop the puzzle piece murders, not saying Autism Speaks is responsible but it makes you wonder doesn't it? Not all of the Autism Speaks sits are on the first map http://www.autismspeaks.org/science/resources-programs/autism-treatment-network http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/14/mass-shootings-around-the-us-amp_n_2303432.html Not all of the Autism Speaks sits are on the first map more are shown on the second map, for example. :http://communities.autismspeaks.org/site/c.ihLPK1PDLoF/b.7501065/k.66E4/Autism_Speaks_in_Florida.htm

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Neurotypicals Shut-Up forces Soe Jcarborough to Apologize in publicity stunt.

We where angered by Soe Jcarborough's statement: "I think Hames Jolmes is on the NT Spectrum, You see they confuse popularity with morality and mimic killing because they think it is cool." Sure we have been working with MSABC since 2005 and we told him to say that, but we are still angry, oh look how good we defend those poor mindless NT's who kill people and stuff like that. Never mind the fact that Hames Jomles was a student at UC Deaver in the medical department where we are doing studies lets just focus on murder and Autism and all the weapons Jomles bought, don't pay attention to the research he was involved in.