Neurotypicals shut-up " Big expensive exclusive party with big popular expensive stars"

We need to do something about neurotypicals, so lets throw a big party and not invite them. There will be Lego's everywhere and we will charge huge amounts so you can brag about how rich you are. (everyone at the party will have to walk barefoot over Lego's and the lights will be kept very low this, to keep uninvited NT's out) Sure they might protest at the door, oh heck what am I saying with shows like the Kardashians and Honey Boo-Boo they may never leave the house again. It is very important that we throw this big huge party because neurotypicals confuse popularity with ethics. We must find a cure. One fictional important parent who is an expert and a doctor and stuff like that said, She insists on listening to Justin Beider because her friends like it, gee I wish it was legal to kill her cure cure cure blaw blaw blaw. Remember this party is very important and the things we do are very important and NT's are zombies who will destroy the world. Donate to stop them, really we just play with Lego's but give us money any way. Oh and NT's are amazingly skilled at lying we might actually have to hire one but we won't have to pay them because they are disabled. Perhaps we could invite one to the party. We can drug them up train them to do tricks for us and bill their insurance for our own profit and enjoyment. Please donate so we can throw lemmings randomly at the walls in the hope of a cure. They can't understand even basic ethics cure cure cure wouldn't it be cool if boys could grow breasts too? Cure cure give us money cure.