Rodents Show Promise in Treating Neurotypical Disorder, could this be the cure?

Researchers have finally discovered a strain of rodents that behave like neurotypical children. Any parent who has experiences a group of neurotypical children knows how dangerous and destructive they can be when they group together. Like neurotypical children lemmings are known to travel in groups. Researchers have finally found a way to cure lemmings and end this strange grouping behavior. Researchers simply picked lemmings up by the tails threw them against the wall and said "Stop it" Many of the lemmings where cured on the first throw. After only a few minutes instead of mindlessly following others they lay lifelessly on the floor. Researchers are now testing drugs to get a similar effect. They say it has to do with the proteins if they can stimulate the lemmings to make more WTF protein then we can marvel at how much neurotypical disorder is just like cancer, will we continue to make huge profits off of curing both with dangerous patented drugs that don't work very well. Fortunately this story is just a fake, but the damage Autism $peaks is doing is real.